Dapper Di

October 31, 2016 12:13 pm

By Jon Woodroffe

Dapper DiIntroducing our third lady character from the range: Dapper Di

Di is the pro shop’s favourite because she is fully prepared to pay full price for the current season, top of the range apparel. Her swing may be awful, but boy to does she look good on the range.  Di frequently pauses her practice to reapply lipstick and tends to smile a lot at the other golfers, as if to say: “yes darling, full price but unlike you, I can afford it”.  She’s also partial to a bit of flirting with the pro, even if he is young enough to be her son. Tut Tut.

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